Mark and Kate are hanging out in the kitchen while I make dinner. Because, you know, I cook FASTER under surveillance.
Mark: “Knock, knock.”
Kate: “Who’s there?”
Mark: “Little old lady.”
Kate: “Little old lady who?”
Mark: “I didn’t know you could yodel!”
(hilarity ensues)
Mark (to me): “Knock, knock.”
Me: “I just heard the joke.”
Mark: “Rats.” Pause. “I wish Dad were here.” A longer pause. “In ANOTHER ROOM.”
