Archive for July, 2013

Riddles and the Dork

Mark and Kate are hanging out in the kitchen while I make dinner.  Because, you know, I cook FASTER under surveillance.

Mark:  “Knock, knock.”

Kate:  “Who’s there?”

Mark:  “Little old lady.”

Kate:  “Little old lady who?”

Mark:  “I didn’t know you could yodel!”

(hilarity ensues)

Mark (to me):  “Knock, knock.”

Me:  “I just heard the joke.”

Mark:  “Rats.”  Pause.  “I wish Dad were here.”  A longer pause.  “In ANOTHER ROOM.”

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